FEMA’S Killer Robots to Patrol Walmart Stores

Attention Walmart shoppers: Soon you may see and hear A.I. robots busily stocking shelves during primetime business hours. These automatons, the prototype of which...

U.S. Government Conceals Number of Quarantined

As president Trump touted his accomplishments to a standing ovation at the State of the Union address, over 1,100 Americans under mandatory quarantine were...

FEMA Terrorizes Northern Californians

Agents of the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) are terrorizing frightened Californians who have been living in the dark since PG&E, the area’s primary...

FEMA PREPS FOR MARTIAL LAW

As the Department of Homeland Security activated the national Terrorism Alert Network in response to potential retaliation for the targeted killing of Iranian Gen....

FEMA TO HOLD MASS CASUALTY DRILL

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) will conduct a mass casualty drill that involves triaging persons infected by an imaginary pathogen and suppressing civil...

Trump: No Martial Law to Contain Virus in U.S.

President Donald Trump on Friday said he will not use Martial Law in America to contain a lethal coronavirus that has infected 4,500 people...

National Guard Repels FEMA on Ocracoke Island

In the predawn hours of September 7, elements of Florida’s Army National Guard, while conducting wellness checks on residents who defied mandatory evacuation orders,...

FEMA ABDUCTS NORTHERN CALIFORNIANS

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) has sunk to a new low—allegedly abducting traumatized Californians from portable restrooms the agency had strategically placed around...

FEMA Moves on Northern California

The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) on Tuesday quietly and strategically reshuffled manpower, sending 500 agents and 12 mid-level supervisors from Oregon, Nevada, and...